I can’t stomach mutha fuckers that hang at the bar all night and make fun of other guys dancing. I’m not defending some guido dick with his shirt off dancing up every girl’s ass on the dance floor (I make fun of those assholes also), but I am defending the guy who you know is just having a good time no matter how good he is. I’m defending the guy who doesn’t give a fuck and knows that the most fun he’s gonna have, and the best way to meet a girl, is on the dance floor.



Excerpt from: Now You Know - 3 years worth of columns/short stories written by Tony Arcabascio exclusively for Arkitip, between 2003 and 2006.

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